sexta-feira, 10 de junho de 2011

Facebook's future is being a Favelabook

Not being a prejudiced one, but Facebook is starting to be popular now. Everyone in Brazil is creating their account. What's Facebook's future?

Favelaaaaaaaaa...

I'm not saying that facebook is good or bad by being a Favelabook, but i'm just saying that it will be. In the next year, probably, we will se lots of "Sou Foda"s by there.

Pokers

Pokers at the facebook are people that in their inside, are thinking about killing you.

She's planning to kill me. When? I. DON'T. KNOW.

sexta-feira, 29 de outubro de 2010

Interpals ads

Or just keep reading

We, Americans, or not, but users of Interpals, or any other site like, see a lot of ads most time irrelevant, or totally stupid; that absolutely no one click in there. So i thought in saving they and showing it in there, with comments

Translating:

"Eat how much sushi you want by 10 reals here"

First, who eats sushi 0rdered by internet? It doesnt look that a guy is too nerd at the point of not even leaving the computer for eating. And, this nerd guy wouldnt want to eat sushi, a hamburger would sound better.

But hypothesizing that the guy really wanted to eat sushi, he wouldnt search as the first thing the site "ClubeUrbano" (that sounds like a scam), he would call the sushi place, or he would do the sushi, hypothesizing that the guy is a japanese maniac too.

"Eat how much sushi you want by 10 reals here"

Here? How can i eat something in a site? Oh, you mean in my computer? But how they would send it for me? E-mail? At least, because I live in Rio Novo, not in Belo Horizonte. Disgusting.

They put this red thing as background saying like "thats the best thing in the world, and this is not a scam"

Ah, another thing that i've realized. When i was in Juiz de Fora, the banner was saying that all this thing were in Juiz de Fora, now in Belo Horizonte, where would be after? The site "ClubeUrbano" or "ScamClube" if you prefer, have 1.561.784 banners, in all languages. So, people from Africa, go in ClubeUrbano, the best place to have all sushi that you want by 10 (africa's money).

sexta-feira, 30 de julho de 2010

World Cup 2014

Today we will talk about World Cup 2014. You all may know that the world cup will be in Brazil, right? Brazil, my brazilian brazil.
Everybody says that will be good to Brazil, other says no, but i think that will be, at least funny. It would be cool walking around the streets seeing people speaking norwegian. Surely, most people will be at Rio de Janeiro, but, tourists, you know nothing about us. You have to know that:

*In Brazil, there's a lot of favellahs. It has a lot of trafficants that uses AK-47 to shoot another trafficants from the other favellah.
*In the "Brasil Avenue" in Rio de Janeiro, we have a lot of stoppings around the place
*The most famous brazillian rockband nowadays is Restart, you can see a lot of videos from they in youtube.
*The most famous soccer team in Brazil is named "Flamengo"
*We have a lot of beautiful woman, as you see in youtube.

Yea... i think thats enough about Brazil

sábado, 24 de julho de 2010

Heey!

Here I am, in my first bloggin in english... I made this blog especially to send to my interpals contacts... I'm improving my english, and I will write wrong things.

Lets start talking about... Interpals

Interpals is a social network... bla bla bla. There's so many interesting people in it, but you can detach this:

# People from Turkey are "friends" of most girls. They usually say "You're beautiful" with them... really creepy.
# People from Africa just say "can we be friends?". But in their mind, they are saying "May I fuck you?"
PS: Girls dont answer to these guys, just the Turkish guys, sometimes.
# People from Korea has a picture like that:
# People from UK has blue hair, or another shock color, like red-orange...
# Ukranian people use ")" at the end of all messages
# Brazilian people just want to bother all the people around the world. Some people from Brazil will now get really angry with me now, but inside your heart, brazilian, you know that this is true... I did it a lot of times
# People from United States are weird... its the most weird country of the world
# Slovakia people are... i dont know

The end